I’d love to be a vampire. It’d be lovely to be a vampire, wouldn’t it? You’d get to be ancient and eternal, a creature of the night. And vampires get away with murder, quite literally. [x]

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truc-machin-bidule:

Step 1: Comment on a woman’s attractiveness on every single occasion in every single venue no matter how irrelevant it is. Build up a dating culture entirely dependent on a female’s beauty. Teach children that only attractive women will ever get anywhere in life, will ever be praised, will ever find love and have a family, will ever have a chance at happiness, are worth knowing, are worth being.

Step 2: Mock women for caring about how they look. Call them shallow.

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theniftyfifties:

Teenagers in Brooklyn, summer of 1959.

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f-l-e-u-r-d-e-l-y-s:

  Luminous Mosque with the rainbow colors

The stunning Nasir al-mulk Mosque hides a gorgeous secret between the walls of its fairly traditional exterior: stepping inside is like walking into a kaleidoscope of colors. Every day, the rays of the early morning sun shine through colorful stained-glass windows, transforming the halls into a dazzling wonderland of rich hues, patterns, and light that play on the floor of the mosque.

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goldenlady25:

I’m not pretty for a black girl, short girl, or fat girl, I’m pretty period. By the way, closet chubby chasers come out the closet. No one cares you like fat girls!

New blogpost! Thank you for your continued support

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nipahdubs:

 

duragdaddy:

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yooooo my chest hurt so bad from laughin 

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are you fucking kidding me, evans?

are you fucking kidding me, evans?

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galacticaps:

I know it was you, Fredo. You broke my heart. You broke my heart! The Godfather: Part 2 (1974)

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you are in college
you are female 
you have a pretty good idea of what you want to do with your life 
you are short (under 5’4)
you text a lot
you are single
you like a lot of different kinds of music 
you are close with your mom
you don’t have a job 
you have a horrible fear of bees
you have quite a few guilty pleasures
you don’t have many scars
you stay up late 
you dye your hair
you enjoy iced coffee
you drink occasionally 
you like to shop (online)
your grades are fairly good
you are paranoid
you have a dog 
you would consider going to law school
you would consider plastic surgery of some kind
you are somewhat superstitious
your first name is short (4 letters or less) 
you have/had a piercing other than ears 
you are not very athletic 
you watch a lot of television 
you read a lot 
you get nervous easily
you have blue eyes 
you are disorganized 
you feel that you are friendly 
you don’t hear very well
you are pale
people ask for your advice 
& you also ask for advice a lot 
you like sushi
you’ve been out of the country
you have a food allergy 
you sleep with a stuffed animal 
summer is your favorite season
your birthday is in the spring
your parents are divorced
you have moved multiple times
people think you are funny
but you have a weird sense of humor 
you carry a purse
you think a lot 
you like parties
something on your body hurts right now
you often have strange dreams

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Sophia Loren attends the Venice Film Festival, 1955

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cumleak:

funniestpicturesdaily:

But first, lemme take a selfie.

i’ve got spit all over my screen now

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bettydraperlookingpissed:

Straight up looking like a Roy Lichtenstein.